Monday, March 10, 2008

Bombshell... and a new Divine Caroline Essay!

Rrrrripppppp
Ouch
Glad that's done with

If you've been following the blog over the past couple weeks, you know that Becky recently helped me wax my legs. Of course, this topic is ripe for the female readership of Divine Caroline. You can read my latest Divine Caroline essay, about my life's slow decent toward waxing, here. Don't worry, I left out the graphic description of the paper strip pulling my follicles out of my skin.

In other news, it turns out that Mr. Clean is actually a John good for $5,500 an hour. There really isn't much to say about it, except: that if, after Bill Clinton's 1998 sex scandal, a Blow Job became known as "a Lewinsky," what is "a Spitzer?" Discuss.

2 comments:

Todd Colby said...

did you get your scott yet?

Andrew J. Bernstein said...

Friday!!